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[theoryandcalculation]

[Rei is sitting in his bedroom, not really doing anything in particular other than studying for some exams coming up. It's getting a bit late and he should really be thinking about going to bed, though.

Yawning, he puts his things away and starts getting ready to go to bed.]

Comments

[rinsecure]

[He stares at the incoming message for a good long second, and the combination of Rei's melodramatic words and a mental image of him striking a goofy pose is all it takes to send Rin bursting into laughter. Good job ruining the sexy mood, nerd.

(The worst part is that Rin can't even bring himself to complain; he misses everything about Rei, ridiculous nonsense included.)]

Boasting a little too much there, Rei? Careful or I might have to take a bite out of you to make you less cocky.

[Less cocky. See what he did there? See? Haha. Ahaha.]

[theoryandcalculation]

[He sees that pun and it's terrible.

As much as he would like to have Rin's mouth around his dick right now, he's glad he can actually respond. Normally he would be moaning too much to respond (not that Rin would be able to talk so well... not without biting him... He needs to stop thinking about that, or keep thinking about it, as the case may be).]

An empty threat. You and I both know that you wouldn't like those consequences any more than I would.

[rinsecure]

[Rin has to bite back a comment about finding alternate uses for Rei-- that's the kind of tone that doesn't translate very well to text, and a potentially hurtful joke he could never fix from a distance.

Besides, Rei does have a point; Rin would never carry through with that threat, not just because of unwanted consequences, but because he plain loves that idiot too much to cause him any harm.]

Yeah? Well, tell me, then. What kind of consequences would you like?

[He lies back, fondling himself as he waits. Go on, Rei, beg him for more.]