[The popcorn wasn't very heavily salted or buttered so the smudge isn't too bad, anyway.]
I don't go cross-eyed.
[He totally does go cross-eyed as the kernel bounces off his face, unable to swat it down before it collided. He's been trying, but he's not been very successful.
More than that, he doesn't have any ammo, except the kernels Rin has already sent flying at his face. But if he starts returning those... what if they get stepped on? They're going to make a terrible mess.
He doesn't give in. His inner child is still locked away.] You're going to have to clean this up.
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I don't go cross-eyed.
[He totally does go cross-eyed as the kernel bounces off his face, unable to swat it down before it collided. He's been trying, but he's not been very successful.
More than that, he doesn't have any ammo, except the kernels Rin has already sent flying at his face. But if he starts returning those... what if they get stepped on? They're going to make a terrible mess.
He doesn't give in. His inner child is still locked away.] You're going to have to clean this up.